Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are as common as dust bunnies, you play as a down-on-their-luck oracle who accidentally receives all the prophecies meant for other people. With the fate of heroes, villains, and regular folks in your hands, you must navigate an absurd universe filled with quirky characters and their exaggerated dreams. Choose your words carefully as each prophecy can lead to outright hilarity or unforeseen chaos. Will you become the next legendary oracle or just the butt of everyone's jokes?