In a world where prophecies are as common as bad puns, you play as a D-list fortune teller named Finnick, who accidentally gains the ability to alter the fates of those around you with witty quips and ridiculous divinations. Your quest? To navigate through a wacky kingdom filled with eccentric characters, absurd outcomes, and a rival prophecy reader who won't stop stealing your thunder. The choices you make determine not only the destiny of your clients but also whether you can survive the absurdity of this enchanted realm. Will your sarcastic humor and offbeat wisdom save the kingdom or will you end up being the butt of your own prophecies?