Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical yet perilous world where fortunes can be bought, sold, and rewritten, you take on the role of a confused seer who has accidentally been thrust into a prophecy they've never seen before. It turns out, everyone's got a prophecy about you, and your destiny is unraveling in unexpected, hilariously dark directions. As you navigate a series of ridiculous trials, absurd characters, and chaotic factions, you'll need to pick and choose your allegiances wisely, as they can change at the drop of a hat—or the flick of a pizza slice! Will you emerge as the hero everyone expects, or will you just end up making the world's weirdest pizza? Choices you make will shape the story, leading to wild, unpredictable outcomes that test your wits and sense of humor.