Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as cell phones, you play as a down-on-their-luck bard tasked with navigating a chaotic realm where prophecies have begun to misfire. Set in a whimsical kingdom rife with eccentric characters and absurd twists, your choices dictate which prophecies you fulfill or hilariously mash up. Use your charming wit to convince reluctant heroes and misguided villains to join your quest. Every decision affects the world around you, leading to multiple endings that can range from triumphant to utterly ridiculous. Will you get the prophecy right, or will you end up as the punchline?