Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like baseball cards, you are a failed oracle trying to salvage your reputation. You must navigate a whimsical landscape filled with eccentric characters, each with their own outrageous predictions. Interact with a diverse array of personalities, sabotage rival oracles, and weave your own fantastical destiny. Every choice shapes the absurd events that unfold, leading to ridiculous outcomes and unexpected alliances. Will you rise to greatness or become the punchline in everyone else's saga?