Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are handed down like fortune cookies, you play as a cynical oracle forced into the role of advisor to an unwitting group of heroes. Each prophecy has a twist, and it's your job to guide these clueless characters through hilarious and dramatic quests while subtly hinting at the absurdity of their destinies. Can you manipulate events to your advantage, or will you face the unpredictable repercussions of meddling in fate? Navigate through a web of miscommunication, eccentric sidekicks, and outrageous villains in this interactive text adventure where every choice could lead to glory—or an accidental barbecue.