Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies randomly choose their heroes from a pool of unsuspecting mortals, you find yourself swept into an absurd quest when you mistakenly claim the latest unlikely prophecy. Armed with nothing but a dubious guide and a slightly possessed talking relic, you must navigate a series of chaotic tasks—like befriending an overly dramatic dragon who refuses to leave its cave or mediating a dance-off between rival kingdoms. Will you fulfill your prophecy, or will it lead to a hilarious disaster? The choice—and the silliness—is all yours.