Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this witty and self-aware text-based adventure, you play as Alaric, an aspiring prophet who has accidentally tangled his fate with that of a chaotic pantheon of gods who can't agree on what should happen next. In a world where prophecies come to life but get twisted by the personalities of their divine authors, it's up to you to navigate a series of hilarious yet dramatic challenges as you uncover the true nature of fate. As you interact with various characters—from overdramatic deities to skeptical mortals—you will choose how to respond to outrageous scenarios that drastically change the course of events, all while trying to avoid a divine meltdown that could shatter reality itself. Will you rise as the ultimate seer or fall into the chaos of divine comedy?