Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are sought after like trendy accessories, you play as Lyra, a reluctant oracle with a knack for misinterpreting the future. When a powerful kingdom faces imminent doom, noble heroes and scheming villains seek your guidance. Instead of the usual dire predictions, you cleverly twist their fates with a mix of humorous and absurd prophecies. Your decisions shape not only the outcome of their quests but also the hilariously chaotic misunderstandings that ensue. Will you keep the kingdom intact, or will your wild imagination lead to total calamity? Choose wisely, but remember: every prophecy has a punchline.