Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are the latest craze, you play as a hapless bard with an uncanny knack for misinterpreting ancient scrolls. Armed with your lute and an irreverent sense of humor, you embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind a series of outrageous prophecies — from a ‘screaming chicken’ that will save the kingdom to a ‘dancing dragon’ that rules the night. Players must navigate hilariously absurd trials, engage with quirky characters, and untangle the threads of fate as they choose pathways of comedy and drama in a richly interactive text-based adventure. With every decision, your reputation as a bard grows or shrinks like a wilting flower, ultimately determining the fate of the realm (and your beleaguered back).