Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee shops, you play as a hapless oracle named Zed who has inadvertently become the hottest oracle in town. With the ability to attract misfits, adventurers, and even the occasional villain wanting their destiny revealed, you must navigate a chaotic realm of fate, rival seers, and characters from differing timelines who are all convinced you're the one to fulfill—or ruin—their destiny. Every decision you make influences the whimsical outcomes of absurd quests and interactions. Will you help someone find love, hold off an impending apocalypse, or convince a dragon to take a bubble bath? The narrative branches into hilariously unexpected directions based on your choices, where citing the wrong prophecy can lead to dire consequences... or just really awkward conversations. Grab your crystal ball and get ready to write your own destiny.