Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as breakfast cereal, you play as Zylor, a sarcastic bard cursed with the ability to accidentally fulfill every prophecy you stumble upon. Guided by a talking lute that has more puns than sense, you must navigate a whimsical kingdom where rival factions are eager to twist your fate. Encounter quirky characters, misread cryptic fortunes, and uncover a plot that involves a grand prophecy whose outcome might just involve you becoming the hero… or the punchline. Along the way, each choice you make affects the interpretations of prophecies, leading to hilariously unpredictable outcomes and ridiculous quests that test the bounds of fate and friendship.