Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as street vendors, you play as a reluctant 'Prophecy Broker' tasked with interpreting wildly inaccurate predictions made by eccentric oracles. Guided by a mysterious talking cat with a flair for dramatics, you'll navigate through a series of bizarre quests that challenge your wit and creativity. Trade, barter, or outright steal prophecies from other brokers while defusing their overblown sidekick antics. Each decision shapes the unfolding narrative, full of absurd humor and unexpected twists. Will you fulfill your own prophecy, or write a new one entirely?