Whose Prophecy is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you play as a reluctant seer who must navigate an absurd series of events ignited by a rogue oracle. With each prophecy hilariously misinterpreted, you embark on unpredictable quests to fulfill bizarre destinies that your characters never wanted. Your choices dictate the outcome, leading to comedic encounters with rival seers, mythical creatures with terrible advice, and a prophecy-fighting cult that believes you can change your fate. Buckle up for a wild ride of laughter, unexpected twists, and, of course, entirely absurd prophecies!