Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are written and rewritten in real-time, you are a reluctant seer with a knack for fumbling predictions. As the chosen one - or so everyone thinks - you must navigate a world filled with eccentric characters including a narcissistic dragon, a moody goddess, and a paranoid prophet who believes he's the actual star of the show. Your choices determine which prophecies come true (or hilariously fail) as you attempt to find your own voice amidst a cacophony of outrageous predictions and comedic mishaps. Will you fulfill the prophecy, or become the punchline in a divine cosmic joke?