Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like baseball cards, you take on the role of a gifted, yet broke, prophecy interpreter. Your job? To navigate a series of outrageous quests dictated by a bickering pantheon who can't agree on what the future should hold. Each choice impacts the unfolding narrative, and the absurdity escalates as you must retrieve mislaid prophecies, dodge ambitious heroes, and appease ancient deities, all while trying to write your own clue to destiny. Will you become the ultimate oracle or get tangled in a web of divine nonsense?