Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the hottest currency and everyone seems to have one, you play as a hapless bard with a dubious talent for interpreting destinies. The catch? Every choice you make can alter the fate of entire kingdoms and their absurdly quirky inhabitants. As new prophecies flood in, your bardic wit must navigate treacherous plots, comedic misunderstandings, and bewildering forecasts—all while managing your popularity as the go-to oracle. Will you rise to fame or be resigned to the bards' pit of obscurity? Choose wisely, because everyone has their own version of fate, and it might just be a catastrophe waiting to happen.