Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you play as an unwitting oracle who has no clue what your predictions mean. Each choice you make alters the convoluted prophecies of eccentric characters—ranging from conspiracy theorists to overly dramatic wizards—while you attempt to navigate the absurdity of foretold fate. From deciding whether to trust a talking squirrel claiming to be a cursed hero to attempting to prevent a catastrophic dance-off between rival wizards, your choices lead to humorous and chaotic outcomes. Will you be the one to decipher your own prophecy, or will you become just another punchline in this quirky universe?