Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a sprawling world woven with ancient prophecies and whimsical characters, you play as a reluctant 'Prophecy Narrator,' tasked with deciding which events from the past, present, and future should 'actually' happen. Every choice you make set off a chain reaction of comedic consequences, as you navigate the absurd scenarios that ensue. From overzealous knights eager to prove their worth to mischievous sprightly beings trying to bend the fate you narrate, your hilarious judgments will shape the ridiculousness of their quests. Will you steer them to grand heroic feats or utterly absurd failures? The fate of many (and the humor of the epic) lies in your text-based hands!