Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where fortunes are told in hilarious and unpredictable ways, you are an aspiring, and somewhat incompetent, oracle. You’ve stumbled upon a magical scroll that contains prophecies meant for others, leading to a chaotic journey through a quirky kingdom. As you misinterpret prophecies left and right, you must engage with oddball characters, navigate absurd situations, and ultimately decide who truly deserves to fulfill the prophecies. Your wits will be tested as you attempt to retain your reputation as 'The Chosen Seer' while accidentally causing or preventing some of the most ridiculous turns of fate. Will you end up as the hero or the punchline?