Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this irreverent text-based adventure, you step into the shoes of a washed-up oracle in a fantastical realm. Recently, all the prophecies you've delivered have gone hilariously awry, causing royal suitors to fight over pies and dragons to audition for reality TV. With the kingdom at the brink of chaos, it's up to you to reconnect with your prophetic roots and figure out whose prophecy it actually is before the world implodes! Interact with quirky characters, make hilariously absurd choices, and navigate chaotic situations as you redraw the lines of fate.