Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are a common currency, you play as a hapless yet witty 'Prophecy Broker', tasked with negotiating, interpreting, and occasionally fabricating prophecies for various eccentric characters—each more bizarre than the last. Your job takes a turn when an ancient prophecy, claimed by multiple parties, ignites a comedic battle amongst kings, wizards, and talking animals who all believe they are the true heirs of destiny. Navigate their zany quest through absurd choices, hilarious misunderstandings, and significant consequences in a world where the outcome is written as you go.