Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

If you can't trust a prophet, who can you trust—definitely not me!

Fantasy Humor/Parody Text Game

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Step into the shoes of Zilla, a washed-up prophet in a world where everyone claims to have the ultimate prophecy. With your relentless sarcasm and questionable foresight, you'll navigate through a series of ludicrous quests, engage in witty banter with rival seers, and unravel a grand conspiracy that no one saw coming—literally. Can you piece together the truth in a land where every prediction is up for sale? Along the way, your choices will lead to bizarre outcomes, hilarious interactions, and the chance to declare the best—or worst—prophecy the world has ever seen!