Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like baseball cards, you play as a down-on-their-luck fortune teller named Jaxon who's discovered the Secret Prophecy Marketplace. After accidentally acquiring a particularly wild and vague prophecy about a catastrophic event, you must navigate a web of eccentric clients, dubious seers, and untrustworthy merchants to unravel the mystery of the prophecy's origin while simultaneously fending off absurd challenges and hilarious mishaps. Choose your words carefully, as the choices you make shape both the outcome of the prophecy and the reactions of your clients, leading to multiple, laugh-out-loud endings.