Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies determine the fates of ordinary people—and where the oracles are as unreliable as a discount psychic—you play as a disgruntled bard who has vowed to expose the ridiculousness of fate. Each chapter presents you with absurd scenarios based on wildly inaccurate prophecies that you must navigate using your wits, charisma, and melodramatic flair. Engage with eccentric characters, participate in ludicrous quests, and twist the destinies of others in this uproarious interactive text adventure. Will you challenge the fate written in the stars, or accidentally fulfill a prophecy that results in a musical number?