Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a chaotic universe where prophecies are handed out like candy at a parade, you play as Quirk, an underdog bard who accidentally receives the most absurd prophecy of all: to save the world from a cosmic calamity using nothing but riddles and bad puns. Who wrote this prophecy? Is it a prank? As you navigate through whimsical kingdoms filled with eccentric characters—like a dragon with stage fright and a grumpy oracle who can't stop overthinking—you must piece together the truth behind your prophecy. Engage in hilarious text-based encounters, where every choice you make leads to either absurd consequences or side-splitting revelations. Can you manage to fulfill this nonsensical prophecy before the universe runs out of punchlines?