Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are commodity, you play as a flunky oracle who accidentally interprets cryptic visions that don't just predict the future—they hilariously alter reality itself. As you navigate outrageous scenarios involving misguided heroes, pretentious sorcerers, and goofy sidekicks, your abilities are tested by an ancient being who is a bit fed up with the absurdity of it all. Choose your words carefully: each choice can lead to a laugh-out-loud outcome or a catastrophic twist. Will you become the oracle of legends or the punchline of fate?