Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre world where prophecies are as common as potato chips, you play as a washed-up prophet who accidentally predicts a catastrophic event involving cheese and time travel. Your goal? Navigate the absurdity of conflicting prophecies from rival seers, outrun airborne dairy products, and decide if you should fulfill a prophecy, rewrite it, or just make up your own. Each choice you make has hilarious consequences, leading to multiple endings filled with unexpected twists and side-splitting humor.