Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are both revered and absurdly misconstrued, you play as an underwhelming oracle whose special talent is to interpret prophecies in the most ridiculous ways. Tasked with preventing an ancient calamity, you trek through mystical lands filled with eccentric characters and peculiar situations. Your choices not only determine the fate of the world but also how hilariously wrong (or right) the prophecies can go. Engage in witty dialogue, navigate absurd scenarios, and uncover the misinterpretations that could either save or doom everyone. Will you rise to the challenge and become the hero no one expected, or will you just end up being the punchline of fate?