Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies run rampant, you find yourself thrust into an interdimensional competition to decipher a series of absurd prophecies delivered by a group of frantic oracles. As the main character, you must navigate humorous dilemmas, enlist the help of eccentric allies, and invent wild interpretations of the bizarre predictions to earn the title of the 'Prophet of the Year.' Each choice you make leads to wildly unpredictable outcomes, challenging you to balance the seriousness of prophecy with the absurdity of your situation. Will you humor audiences with your interpretations or concoct chaos before the cosmic judges?