Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a hapless prophecy writer in a chaotic realm where mystical beings rely on your questionable foresight to shape their destinies. As a self-proclaimed 'Seer of Snark,' navigate a web of absurd quests, perilous misunderstandings, and comedic character interactions that challenge the very fabric of fate itself. Can you balance the desires of various factions, thwart your own bad luck, and uncover the truth behind the prophecies you’ve written—all while trying not to get turned into a toad? You’ll encounter wizards, warriors, and whimsical creatures who’ll bring their outrageous wants to you—each requesting a prophecy that may or may not involve the end of the world. Your choices will dictate not just their fates, but also the very nature of prophecy in this irreverent fantasy narrative.