Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Set in a world where prophecies determine the fates of individuals, you are a cynical scribe tasked with writing the prophecies of an unremarkable town. As you interact with bizarre characters and navigate through absurd dilemmas, you'll uncover the chaotic intersections of fate, free will, and ludicrous self-serving prophecies. Make choices that lead to hilarious outcomes and dramatic turns as you challenge or adhere to the prophecies you write. Will you uphold the town’s destiny, rewrite it entirely, or create a nonsensical twist that leaves everyone baffled?