Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, players assume the role of an out-of-work oracle who must navigate the chaotic realm of destiny and prophecy. Accidental prophecies, meddling gods, and overly ambitious sidekicks make for a whirlwind adventure as they try to decipher the real meaning behind a series of confusing prophecies they've inadvertently created. Each choice branches the story into wildly unexpected directions, from helping a lovesick dragon to negotiating peace between factions of warring fairies, all while trying to figure out who actually owns the prophecies they keep twisting. With humor that pokes fun at the tropes of the fantasy genre, players will use wit and creative thinking to outsmart the supernatural forces at play.