Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this hilariously unpredictable interactive text-based adventure, you play as a jaded oracle in a magical realm where prophecies aren't just predictions—they're a chaotic mix of high-stakes drama and bizarre humor. As the 'chosen one' wrongfully accused of mishaps tied to prophetic blunders, you must navigate a world filled with unlikely allies and ridiculous foes. Players make choices that influence the outcome of convoluted and often absurd prophecies, encountering quirky characters like the anxious bard with a broken lute and a dragon that moonlights as a barista. Can you rewrite your fate, or will you be doomed to misfortune, hilarity, and bad puns?