Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a fantastical world where prophecies are exchanged like trading cards, you play as a down-on-their-luck 'Prophet Broker.' Residents of the realm seek your guidance, but every time you issue a prophecy, it somehow spirals into absurdity and chaos. As you negotiate prophecies for whimsical characters—from a sassy dragon seeking fame to a melancholic elf wanting to understand his laundry—your choices will shape the world around you. With each decision impacting the bizarre outcomes, this game features branching paths, eccentric companions, and a quest for genuine meaning amidst the hilarity, making every playthrough a unique adventure. Just remember: Keep your wits about you and watch for plot twists, because the only thing worse than a bad prophecy is a downright ridiculous one!