Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are more common than good coffee, you find yourself as a 'Prophecy Interpreter,' a profession anyone with half a mind can stumble into. Your job is to decipher vague and often absurd prophecies handed down by ancient oracles who have questionable reliability. Each prophecy leads to a whirlwind of hilarious scenarios, strange characters, and unexpected consequences. Your choices will determine the fate of kingdoms, but be careful—one wrong interpretation could have you bringing chickens back from the dead or accidentally sparking a war between magical creatures. Can you navigate the chaos and figure out whose prophecy is worth taking seriously?