Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad puns, you play as a snarky prophecy consultant for mystical beings desperate to decipher their futures. Armed with only your wit and a magical quill that rewrites destiny, navigate through a hilarious array of eccentric characters, from bumbling wizards to pompous demigods, as you handle absurd requests and change destinies with your words. The twist? The prophecies seem to be coming true in the most ridiculous ways possible. Make choices that unlock unexpected pathways, humorously twist fate, and see if you can survive the onslaught of bizarre outcomes while keeping your sanity intact. How will your consultations shape the fate of this whimsical world?