Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a mediocre bard who stumbles upon a mysterious book filled with half-baked prophecies written by an eccentric oracle. The catch? Multiple factions—kings, warlocks, and thieves—believe the book is the key to their destinies. Your task is to navigate through a series of unpredictable quests, absurd scenarios, and ridiculous choices that lead to outrageous outcomes. Will you fulfill someone else's prophecy, rewrite your own fate, or just end up in a goat costume at a royal ball? Your wit and charm are your only weapons against this chaotic world.