Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you are an eccentric fortune-teller who accidentally gets your hands on a prophecy that could shape or shatter kingdoms. The twist? The prophecy seems to change based on your decisions, the people you meet, and the absurd situations you find yourself in. Navigate through fantastical realms filled with quirky characters, learn the truth behind the shifting sands of fate, and decide who will live and who will laugh as you unravel the ridiculousness of so-called destiny. Your choices will lead to hilarious consequences as you balance your bizarre clientele, combat jealous rival seers, and face the ultimate question: is it destiny, or just a really weird coincidence?