Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are mysteriously assigned to random individuals, you play as a nobody who is suddenly declared the 'Chosen One' by a bumbling oracle after tripping over a prophecy scroll. As you navigate a series of outlandish quests to fulfill or thwart ridiculous predictions, you'll encounter an eccentric cast of characters—including a cynical talking cat, a paranoid bard, and a forgetful wizard—each with their own absurd prophecies to sort out. The choices you make will lead to unexpected outcomes, zany adventures, and numerous opportunities to embrace the absurdity of fate.