Step into a world where ancient prophecies are bought, sold, and absurdly misinterpreted. You play as a broke novice seer who accidentally stumbles upon a mysterious artifact that allows you to glimpse actual future events—but only if you can interpret them through the lens of your inexplicable sarcasm and knack for chaos. Engage in a series of comedic escapades as you navigate the rivalries of powerful seers, outwit questionable merchants, and decipher life-altering prophecies while juggling everyday problems like unpaid rent and a terrible roommate. Choices throughout the game spark laughter as your character interacts with a bizarre cast of characters, ultimately shaping the destiny of the realm—all woven into a humorous tapestry where every choice brings more ridiculous consequences.