Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are currency, you play as an ordinary bard who stumbles upon a cursed scroll that belongs to a renowned oracle. Instead of a predictable quest to fulfill this prophecy, you must navigate a series of absurd and off-the-wall scenarios to either subvert or embrace the fate laid out before you. Encounter outlandish characters, from conspiracy theorists to existential philosophers, and make choices that lead to wildly varying outcomes. The catch? Everyone in town has a vested interest in the prophecy's interpretation, and you're at the center of it all. Can you turn the chaotic tide in your favor while cracking some hilariously dark jokes along the way?