Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies aren't just predictions but tangible items sold on the black market, you play as a washed-up oracle with a penchant for trouble. As you attempt to reclaim your past glory, you find yourself entangled in a web of misplaced prophecies, flashy warlocks, and an absurd bureaucracy that governs destiny. Your choices determine the outcome of the absurdly dramatic scenarios you face, from thwarting a pint-sized demon lord to outsmarting rival seers. Can you navigate the chaos while keeping your sense of humor intact, or will you end up as a cautionary tale of prophecy gone awry?