Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are penned by eccentric wizards and fortune-tellers, you are a lowly fortune cookie writer who unexpectedly discovers a hidden talent for crafting outrageous predictions. As the newly appointed Prophet of the city, your prophecies begin to manifest in ridiculous and unpredictable ways. Navigate through a cast of quirky characters, each with their own desires and woes, while trying to manage your newfound fame. Will you play along with the wizards or forge your own absurd path? Your decisions shape not just the prophecies but the fate of your world—so watch out for flying cats and awkward chariots!