Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Prophecies? Ha! Watch me turn 'the fate of the kingdom' into 'the fate of my evening snack!'

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In a world where prophecies determine the fate of kingdoms, you play as a washed-up bard who accidentally discovers a cursed scroll that grants you the ability to interpret any prophecy. Armed with your wit and an impressive repertoire of terrible puns, you journey through a land plagued by chaos, broken destinies, and a powerful sorceress determined to reclaim her throne. Navigate through absurd scenarios, face hilarious foes, and make bizarre choices that will shape the outcome of prophecies that have been lost in translation. Every decision you make alters the course of the tale, weaving a patchwork of comedy, drama, and unexpected alliances in a game that’s as unpredictable as a bard’s next performance.