Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a realm where prophecies are as common as the weather, you play as a snarky bard who has inadvertently become the center of a cataclysmic prophecy that no one can quite agree on. You navigate through a series of hilarious and dramatic encounters with over-the-top characters, each with their own version of the prophecy. Will you embrace your newfound fame, rewrite your fate, or turn the entire prophecy industry upside down? The choices you make will lead to outcomes ranging from the absurd to the downright ludicrous! But be careful—every time you say ‘that’s not how prophecies work,’ you’ll face consequences that could alter your destiny in unexpected ways.