Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a reluctant oracle who discovers that their bizarre prophecies are being twisted and turned by a dysfunctional cast of characters from the ancient past to a futuristic dystopia. Along your journey, you'll navigate absurd scenarios shaped by querulous advisors, bumbling heroes, and an overzealous deity who has a penchant for interpretive dance. Will you guide these characters on a path of success or hilariously misinterpret your visions? It's a race against fate where every choice can lead to wildly unexpected endings!