Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are handed out like candy at a parade, players assume the role of an underachieving bard whose task is to piece together a convoluted, absurd, and sometimes hilariously inaccurate prophecy about saving the realm. As they embark on their quest, they encounter a colorful cast of characters, including clueless oracles, self-absorbed heroes, and a sarcastic talking cat. Influence the story through witty dialogue choices, solve zany puzzles, and navigate the absurd consequences of the prophecies that seem to change every time someone looks at them. Will our bard manage to rewrite destiny, or will they trip over the next punchline?