Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are as common as bad puns, you play as a hapless oracle who's just discovered that all the prophecies you’ve been delivering have been mixed up—thanks to a bailiff dragon who's been using them as scrap parchment. With a quirky cast of characters including a forgetful wizard, a drama-queen princess, and a sidekick bard who can’t stop singing your failures, your mission is to untangle this verbal mess before the kingdom falls into chaos. Each decision you make sends the story spiraling into absurdity, where you might accidentally start a quest for the world's rarest knitting needle or spark a revolution of sentient golems. You must navigate through the unpredictable twists of fate, using humor and wit to turn prophecies into punchlines and avoid the ire of those who live and die by the word.