Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are sold like hotcakes and rumors dictate fate, you play as a struggling bard who accidentally stumbles upon a prophecy that claims you will save—or doom—the world. As you navigate through a series of increasingly absurd events, you must choose how to interpret your 'destiny' while dealing with quirky townsfolk, rival bards, and over-the-top mystical creatures. Make witty decisions, gather your motley crew of misfits, and shape the future as you scramble to turn your so-called destiny into a laugh-out-loud adventure. Will you become the hero or the biggest punchline? The choice is yours!